He Said, She Said: The Best Dental Quotes

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Smile Brighter with Top Dental Quotes

Embark on a journey through our collection of the best dental quotes. Each quote celebrates the importance of oral health, reminds us of the power of a radiant smile, and emphasizes the value of a great dentist. Enlightening, witty, and full of wisdom – our dental quotes compilation is guaranteed to make you smile!

  1. Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. — Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605
  2. I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. — Graham Greene
  3. The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. — Thomas Fuller
  4. Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson
  5. I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. — Martin H. Fischer
  6. I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? — Paul Merton
  7. Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth. — Joseph Barbera
  8. The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. — George Bernard Shaw
  9. My health plan doesn’t cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. — Robert Brault
  10. A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice
  11. If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley
  12. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield
  13. I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. — Morgan Freeman
  14. When fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your teeth. — Iranian Proverb
  15. Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones. — Fijian Proverb
  16. You don’t have to brush your teeth – just the ones you want to keep. — Author Unknown
  17. Some tortures are physical and some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash
  18. For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently. — William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
  19. We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. — Joseph Heller
  20. Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. — Mark Twain
  21. If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. — Martin H. Fischer
  22. An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. — Richard Baxter, Poetical Fragments
  23. A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland
  24. Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. — George D. Prentice
  25. The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts for a long time. — Author Unknown
  26. Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. — Soupy Sales
  27. A dentist gets to the root of the problem. — Anonymous
  28. Eyes are the windows to the soul. A smile is the mirror of the heart. — Janna Cachola
  29. No one can take our smiles away when dental decay is kept miles away. — Prof. Dr. Ninad Moon
  30. Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. — Clifford Stoll
  31. Dental hygienists are the boss of the floss. — Dental Saying
  32. I won’t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out. — Charles Thomas
  33. You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile. ― Charlie Chaplin
  34. It only takes a split second to smile and forget, yet to someone that needed it, it can last a lifetime. ― Steve Maraboli, Life, The Truth, And Being Free
  35. A smile remains the most inexpensive gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms. ― Og Mandino
  36. You smiled then, and your whole face changed with it. It kind of lit up, like there were sunbeams coming from inside you. ― Lucy Christopher
  37. Teeth aren’t pearly, until you smile. ― Anthony Liccione
  38. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ― Phyllis Diller.
  39. The worth of a well-maintained smile is immeasurable. — Author Unknown
  40. Just as stars light up the night sky, a dazzling smile illuminates the human face. — Author Unknown
  41. Every tooth in your head is a stepping stone on the pathway to overall health. — Author Unknown
  42. Dentistry is not expensive, neglect is. Take care of your smile. — Author Unknown
  43. Brace yourself for the beauty that a great orthodontist can bring into your life. — Author Unknown
  44. A good dentist makes for a gleaming smile; a great dentist ensures a healthy life. — Author Unknown
  45. You don’t realize the power of a radiant smile, till it’s the only sunshine in the room. — Author Unknown
  46. Dentists: The artists of the oral realm, the maestros of mastication. — Author Unknown
  47. In the world of dentistry, a filling doesn’t mean you’re getting less of anything. It means you’re getting more of health. — Author Unknown
  48. A toothache isn’t always a pain; sometimes, it’s a wake—up call to better dental hygiene. — Author Unknown
  49. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary, and in your mouth, it’s at the dentist’s. — Author Unknown
  50. Good dental health is a journey, and your dentist is the guide. — Author Unknown
  51. Your smile is your logo, your personality is your business card. Dental health is the foundation of your business. — Author Unknown
  52. A dentist is the unsung hero who saves the world from the villain of dental decay, one tooth at a time. — Author Unknown
  53. When you take care of your teeth, every word you speak, every smile you share, becomes a testament to your health. — Author Unknown

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